Proof of Parental Irrationality
Badness:
Now she is squirting us with the hose. The irrationality is getting worse. Pretty soon she could be bathing us and putting colored nail caps on us. The mind boggles!
What else could she be planning?
Badness:
Now she is squirting us with the hose. The irrationality is getting worse. Pretty soon she could be bathing us and putting colored nail caps on us. The mind boggles!
What else could she be planning?
posted by Three Nip Loving Cats or One Precious Dog at 10:49 AM
7 Comments:
It is so furnace hot here that a little spray might feel good.........NOT.....
You said something in your comment to us about did we get anything for Mother's Day? No, might have something to do with the fact we aren't mothers, or not that the Furless Ones knows about anyway.
Patches Lady
I'm beginning to think that the three of you need to form some sort of collition against your human pet. It's time for drastic action, and I have some suggestions:
1) Make signs which read "No Spray - Go Away!" and march in the kitchen with them. When the human pet can't get to her precious metal food box, she might think otherwise about the hose.
2) All three of you sit at the foot of her bed with just your eyes appearing to her while she tries to go to sleep at night. The feeling of paranoia could get her to relinquish this horrific act.
3) If all else fails, when she sprays you with the hose, you spray her with the yellow stuff nature gave you. I'm sure that would put a new spin on Pavlov's theory!
Zeus, I think you hit it on the nose. We like all three suggestions
Put the bite on her!!!!
If you see those claw caps...RUN! You can hide at my house.
Oh no not the claw caps...the colored one? What human bean thought of that great ider?
*ABBY
Getting sprayed with water is scarey enough. Run hide if you see the nail caps. Especially if they buy the pink or purple ones
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