Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Proof of Parental Irrationality


First it was the little brother...

Then it was the dog. No she isn't cute.

Now she is squirting us with the hose. The irrationality is getting worse. Pretty soon she could be bathing us and putting colored nail caps on us. The mind boggles!

What else could she be planning?


Blogger Patches & Mittens said...

It is so furnace hot here that a little spray might feel good.........NOT.....

You said something in your comment to us about did we get anything for Mother's Day? No, might have something to do with the fact we aren't mothers, or not that the Furless Ones knows about anyway.

Patches Lady

12:43 PM  
Blogger Zeus said...

I'm beginning to think that the three of you need to form some sort of collition against your human pet. It's time for drastic action, and I have some suggestions:

1) Make signs which read "No Spray - Go Away!" and march in the kitchen with them. When the human pet can't get to her precious metal food box, she might think otherwise about the hose.

2) All three of you sit at the foot of her bed with just your eyes appearing to her while she tries to go to sleep at night. The feeling of paranoia could get her to relinquish this horrific act.

3) If all else fails, when she sprays you with the hose, you spray her with the yellow stuff nature gave you. I'm sure that would put a new spin on Pavlov's theory!

12:47 PM  
Blogger Beau Beau & Angie said...

Zeus, I think you hit it on the nose. We like all three suggestions

4:34 PM  
Blogger Oreo said...

Put the bite on her!!!!

5:31 AM  
Blogger William said...

If you see those claw caps...RUN! You can hide at my house.

6:51 AM  
Blogger DEBRA said...

Oh no not the claw caps...the colored one? What human bean thought of that great ider?


8:59 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Molly said...

Getting sprayed with water is scarey enough. Run hide if you see the nail caps. Especially if they buy the pink or purple ones

3:17 PM  

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