Zeus' Ideas
Badness,
We are about to begin implementation of Zeus first idea, signs. Scrappy is painting some up now. We will have pics of the protest asap.
POWER TO THE FELINES!
1) Make signs which read "No Spray - Go Away!" and march in the kitchen with them. When the human pet can't get to her precious metal food box, she might think otherwise about the hose.
2) All three of you sit at the foot of her bed with just your eyes appearing to her while she tries to go to sleep at night. The feeling of paranoia could get her to relinquish this horrific act.
3) If all else fails, when she sprays you with the hose, you spray her with the yellow stuff nature gave you. I'm sure that would put a new spin on Pavlov's theory!
Badness,
We are about to begin implementation of Zeus first idea, signs. Scrappy is painting some up now. We will have pics of the protest asap.
POWER TO THE FELINES!
1) Make signs which read "No Spray - Go Away!" and march in the kitchen with them. When the human pet can't get to her precious metal food box, she might think otherwise about the hose.
2) All three of you sit at the foot of her bed with just your eyes appearing to her while she tries to go to sleep at night. The feeling of paranoia could get her to relinquish this horrific act.
3) If all else fails, when she sprays you with the hose, you spray her with the yellow stuff nature gave you. I'm sure that would put a new spin on Pavlov's theory!
posted by Three Nip Loving Cats or One Precious Dog at 12:34 PM
5 Comments:
Wow, this sounds serious! Signs even; and protests..
Patches Lady
Gasp! Badness, that is an extreme taktic spraying the yellow stuff. You sound furry upset. Count to 10...
Those are some serious strategies! I can not wait to implement them!
Hmmm. Did any of those work?
That's the spirit! Let me know if I can be of any help to you! I'm always up for a good protest!
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