Badness:
What the %$#^%(! The Mother put nail caps on us!!!! She held us upside down and spread our paws and put *&#(%&)%^*(!*@#^$(*#%&_#!&%$(&!#^%)p* nail caps on us!!!!!!!!!! She held us upside down!!!!!! And put ^%(#&%*(!#& nail caps on us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Believe me, I let her know in no uncertain terms just how I felt about that insult.
What the %$#^%(! The Mother put nail caps on us!!!! She held us upside down and spread our paws and put *&#(%&)%^*(!*@#^$(*#%&_#!&%$(&!#^%)p* nail caps on us!!!!!!!!!! She held us upside down!!!!!! And put ^%(#&%*(!#& nail caps on us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Believe me, I let her know in no uncertain terms just how I felt about that insult.
Yup! That is my handiwork. No one holds me upside down, spreads my toes, and puts on nail caps!!! NO ONE! I grabbed her arm with my front paws and put the bite on her with my extreme teeth. Then I bunny kicked with my back legs. I made use of my full arsenal of weapons!
NO ONE puts (*#%)#&%(&**&)%*#($&)#%* nail caps on Badness with out feeling the wrath of all felinity!
posted by Three Nip Loving Cats or One Precious Dog at 9:26 AM
13 Comments:
Wow Badness, you sure made her pay. So does the nail-caps work?
OH. MY.
(But really, I think I'd do the same thing.)
WOW!!! Momma has threatened us wif those nail cap thingys. She hasn't done it....yet. Maybe after seeing this, she'll think 'bout it a little longer?
Cecilia, unfortunately this *&%(*!#%&(!#*&% things work marvelously!
WM, just as any self-respecting cat would!
Lone Star Purrs, Well hopefully should won't get any bright ideas from my Mother like getting someone to help.
curses! i bridle at the thought that she has deprived you of your most numerous weapons. how demeaning!! what if you run into a monster that needs dispatching? shall i gallop to your aid?
sir edmund
**silent kitty laugh**
oh yeah, like ed could gallop anywhere with all that flab flogging him as he moves . . .
seriously--whadja do to get the cuffs put on?
nitro
Sir Edmund, I always have my extreme teeth and back claws. But yes, I may need your aid against monsters that need slaying. Scrappy is good in pinch but she is small. Tucker is useless.
Nitro See todays blog.
Oh, Badness! Such language. But I've heard that if you try, you can get the caps to fall off. I just get my nails trimmed, an Mom says it's time fur that agin. Awwwww.
At least you can still types yur blog!
Badness, you are one bad mutha...ok, I'll shut my mouth!
In all seriousness, that is some serious red lineage you gave to your human pet. I bet she thinks twice about the nail caps next time!
I'd kinda LIKE to git nale caps. They come in PINK, my faverit color, and I think they'd be kinda stylish.
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