Scrappy
This morning, while I was practicing my roars, I got to thinking about what it would be like if we were like our saber toothed tiger cousins. Think of my roars then! ROWR! but really, really big! If the dog tried to lick me when I didn't like it, I could just bite her or smash her with my powerful paw. Tucker and I could really wrestle hard! Badness would be even tougher! We could hunt our prey. Small dogs beware of the saber toothed tigers on the prowl. Peoples would run in fear of us instead of trying to pick us up and smother us with lovin's. Well, everyone but our mama.
We would still need our mama for ear scratches and back rubs. Plus we would need a bed to sleep in. Come to think of it, the bed would be kind of crowded with our mama and 3 saber toothed tigers. And there would be more shedding which mama always complains about be we don't really care. And the litter boxes, think of the size! Mama may make us outside tigers! We want to go outside but not furever! Tigers need to sleep on bed and have scratches!
Maybe we are better off being little tiny domestic kitties. This way we can sleep on beds and get scratches. And if we don't catch prey we get crunchies.
Crunchies?! oooo I am hungry! Bye!
This morning, while I was practicing my roars, I got to thinking about what it would be like if we were like our saber toothed tiger cousins. Think of my roars then! ROWR! but really, really big! If the dog tried to lick me when I didn't like it, I could just bite her or smash her with my powerful paw. Tucker and I could really wrestle hard! Badness would be even tougher! We could hunt our prey. Small dogs beware of the saber toothed tigers on the prowl. Peoples would run in fear of us instead of trying to pick us up and smother us with lovin's. Well, everyone but our mama.
We would still need our mama for ear scratches and back rubs. Plus we would need a bed to sleep in. Come to think of it, the bed would be kind of crowded with our mama and 3 saber toothed tigers. And there would be more shedding which mama always complains about be we don't really care. And the litter boxes, think of the size! Mama may make us outside tigers! We want to go outside but not furever! Tigers need to sleep on bed and have scratches!
Maybe we are better off being little tiny domestic kitties. This way we can sleep on beds and get scratches. And if we don't catch prey we get crunchies.
Crunchies?! oooo I am hungry! Bye!
posted by Three Nip Loving Cats or One Precious Dog at 11:28 AM
12 Comments:
Yes, I think it is better that you are just little kitties. If Mrs. B was a sabre tooth tiger, I would have to take her off her diet, 'cause I'm not at all sure that she will not nibble on me (her Meowmie) at night!
teehee! you thought that through just splendidly!! see? efurrybody has a place and a reason for being there;-)
meows from the meowers!!
You know, as nice as it may seem on TV to be a big cat, I like my life the way it is. I've got it made and don't want to change anything!
George
We always have our dreams. I'm a lion in my dreams.
Crunchies always bring us back to sanity.
I like living tiny, not large. It just wouldn't be the same. But I suppose thinking about it is OK.
Cecilia, Mrs. B would never nibble on you. She may taste but never nibble.
Meowers, my mama says she is glad we are little. She doesn't want to clean up after three shedding tigers.
Crew, We can still pretend every now and then.
Petey, ooo a lion! Lions are cool!
Beau and Angie, but sometimes a kitty has to dream.
Wm, that is why you are your mama's little boy! With the white spot on your tummy...heeheee so cute.
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