Wednesday, October 11, 2006

It Was a Massacre

My mama bought me a whole bunch of new furry mice to replace the ones that (!#&%)(*%&(@&#$ woofie ate last week. Guess what?! That (^&$&%^$% woofie did it again. My mama was very careful to put they away in a paper sack on the dresser. But I got them down yesterday to play with and I forgot to tell my mama. That %$&)@#& woofie found them and ATE THEM ALL! It was a massacre. Little pieces of fur and guts everywhere under the bed. Oh, the carnage! I am so sad.



Blogger George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Oh no! And I thought it was bad when my Sister B's dog tore the head off my octopus...but, your poor mice. You have my sympathies.


12:30 PM  
Blogger Cecilia & The 2Bs said...

Oh, NO! That bad woofie. We hope you Mom will get you some more mousies.

2:50 PM  
Blogger Scrappy said...

Hey Crew!

Who made woofies anyways? I don't understand why they exist.

3:53 PM  
Blogger Scrappy said...


Mama said she would get me lots more micies. Yea!

3:53 PM  
Blogger Derby said...

That is terrible. Maybe you should get your woofie some more things of his own to chew on.

4:50 PM  
Blogger Catzee said...

Oooo, yur usin words I'm too little ta know! I just founded yur bloggie.

6:20 PM  
Blogger Scrappy said...


That woofie has more toys than we do!

10:15 AM  
Blogger Scrappy said...


That woofie has more toys than we do!

10:15 AM  
Blogger Scrappy said...

Oh Catzee you ARE to young to hear such harsh language. I am sorry. Welcome to the Cat Blogosphere! But being a Tortie yourself, I am sure you have very strong opinions about things.

10:18 AM  
Blogger Catzee said...

Ya needs to join us fur Torti Tuesday an show off them purrty pastel colors!

5:18 AM  
Blogger nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing said...

dear crew! we know your sufferings!! we share your pain!!! there has been always been woofies in our house, an' we has NO toys acept when theys out inna yard and mom or dad puts the party-pack mousies out for a while. but if they forgets to pick 'em up--bye-bye mousies. the bowzers eat 'em like peanuts!

of course, we could play with their chewbones or sheep hooves, but feh! the smell!! wish there was somethin' to spray on our toys that smelled good to us, and absolutely stinkifyin' to them!

8:37 AM  
Blogger Sarah and Tiggy said...

Oh, Scrappy I am furry sorry a woofie ate your mousies! Why doesn't the woofie eat his own toys?!?

11:24 PM  

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