It Was a Massacre
My mama bought me a whole bunch of new furry mice to replace the ones that (!#&%)(*%&(@&#$ woofie ate last week. Guess what?! That (^&$&%^$% woofie did it again. My mama was very careful to put they away in a paper sack on the dresser. But I got them down yesterday to play with and I forgot to tell my mama. That %$&)@#& woofie found them and ATE THEM ALL! It was a massacre. Little pieces of fur and guts everywhere under the bed. Oh, the carnage! I am so sad.
Scrappy
My mama bought me a whole bunch of new furry mice to replace the ones that (!#&%)(*%&(@&#$ woofie ate last week. Guess what?! That (^&$&%^$% woofie did it again. My mama was very careful to put they away in a paper sack on the dresser. But I got them down yesterday to play with and I forgot to tell my mama. That %$&)@#& woofie found them and ATE THEM ALL! It was a massacre. Little pieces of fur and guts everywhere under the bed. Oh, the carnage! I am so sad.
Scrappy
posted by Three Nip Loving Cats or One Precious Dog at 9:17 AM
10 Comments:
Oh no! And I thought it was bad when my Sister B's dog tore the head off my octopus...but, your poor mice. You have my sympathies.
Love,
Tipper
Oh, NO! That bad woofie. We hope you Mom will get you some more mousies.
Hey Crew!
Who made woofies anyways? I don't understand why they exist.
Cecilia,
Mama said she would get me lots more micies. Yea!
That is terrible. Maybe you should get your woofie some more things of his own to chew on.
Derbie,
That woofie has more toys than we do!
Derbie,
That woofie has more toys than we do!
Oh Catzee you ARE to young to hear such harsh language. I am sorry. Welcome to the Cat Blogosphere! But being a Tortie yourself, I am sure you have very strong opinions about things.
dear crew! we know your sufferings!! we share your pain!!! there has been always been woofies in our house, an' we has NO toys acept when theys out inna yard and mom or dad puts the party-pack mousies out for a while. but if they forgets to pick 'em up--bye-bye mousies. the bowzers eat 'em like peanuts!
of course, we could play with their chewbones or sheep hooves, but feh! the smell!! wish there was somethin' to spray on our toys that smelled good to us, and absolutely stinkifyin' to them!
Oh, Scrappy I am furry sorry a woofie ate your mousies! Why doesn't the woofie eat his own toys?!?
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