It's Unanimous
Our Mother is nuts...It was confirmed last night as we all watch The Mother play in the loud, whirly, washy thing in the litter box room. She opened it up and said "what the heck?!" She had put the Hideous Beast's things in there to be whirled in water for awhile to unstinkify them. The Mother pulled a blanket out and it was all covered with white stuff. Everything was covered with white strips of stuff!!! Then, the Mother started laughing which really worried us. She told us she had washed whole roll of paper towels with the Hideous Beast's blankets.
Fortunately, we can order straight jackets online, no questions asked.
Our Mother is nuts...It was confirmed last night as we all watch The Mother play in the loud, whirly, washy thing in the litter box room. She opened it up and said "what the heck?!" She had put the Hideous Beast's things in there to be whirled in water for awhile to unstinkify them. The Mother pulled a blanket out and it was all covered with white stuff. Everything was covered with white strips of stuff!!! Then, the Mother started laughing which really worried us. She told us she had washed whole roll of paper towels with the Hideous Beast's blankets.
Fortunately, we can order straight jackets online, no questions asked.
posted by Three Nip Loving Cats or One Precious Dog at 3:06 PM
11 Comments:
Before you order straight jackets, make sure that you have a replacement kibble-pourer and barf cleaner. Good ones are hard to come by, even slightly crazy good ones.
I think my mom is nuts, too--she laughed and laughed about this.
I don't get it. Why didn't your mom just play with the paper towels? Seems like a waste to me.
Paper towel fluff and mouse carnage, what a week you poodies have been having ~Merlin, Shadow, KO kO
Oh my goodness! That must have been too funny to see all that white stuff and wondering what the heck it was.
Gigolo Kitty,
You are right. It would be difficult to replace this Mother. She is a good bed warmer.
WM,
Scrappy thought it was a waste too. She loves ripping paper towels to shreds!
Craziness must be in the air around here.
sometimes beans just get that way in self-defense. we hear it's better to laugh than to cry, so ours laughs a lot, too--even when xing hurled so massively. and the ofur puddins are right; it would be much worse to hafta break in a new feeder/snuggler/cleaner bean than to put up with the occasional audition for the laughing academy;-)
Merline, Shadow and KO KO,
Yes, we have had quite a week. Between the dog and the human we all need a massage.
Pierce Kitties,
yes, our human seems perfectly willing to clean up any mess we throw at her. it is just so unnerving. We wonder sometimes if we aren't held in the clutches of a madwoman!
Beau Beau and Angie,
The Mother has washed so many things in the whirly, washy thing we weren't too suprised. She isn't very smart for a human you know.
Hahahaha! TP...my favorite thing!
Maxwell Smartkitty
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