Monday, January 09, 2006

I don't know what else I can do to make the Mother understand how much I dislike the dog. Hissing and swatting hasn't worked. Leaving the room with a haughty fliff of the tail has no affect. Yesterday, I tried sitting in a corner with my back to the room. I was like that for hours or at least 5 minutes before she even noticed. She was too busy watching that noisy box that so entrances her.

I think drastic measures are in order. For the love of felinity...what must I do...Shred?

On the other hand she is giving me such wonderful soft food. Luscious. Ummm....purrrr.....I make sure to wash my face in appreciation for the good choice of soft food.


Blogger Timmy said...

Have you tried putting the bite on her? That's what I had to do to my Momma so she'd learn I don't like doggies. Especially when they come in my house!!

9:02 PM  
Blogger Badness said...

Ahh...another powerful tool in my possession. Thank you for the reminder!

10:53 AM  
Blogger William said...

Can you trap the dog in a closet or something? Or maybe a cupboard? I think I'd try to do that.

7:55 PM  

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