Daisy:
Has you mama ever tried to put that hot air blowy thingy on your fur? She uses it on her fur everyday. She tries it on my fur before but it was really scary! My tail got all tucky. Today when she was blowing her fur she blew it on mine too. But she was petting me at the same time so it wasn't so scary. But I don't like that thing. I know it is up to something bad. Why should it be so loud? The only thing that is that loud is the machine that runs on the floors!! That things makes me get snarly. Biting is the only thing that thing understands! I have to get all "woof, woof, ruff, woof!" with it. I wonder if mama wants to blowy thing me too?
I like went we play with in the towel after my bath. That is fun! Mama rubs it all hard all over me and oh boy is that fun!!! cuz I loves to wrestle. Do you have to takes baths?
Has you mama ever tried to put that hot air blowy thingy on your fur? She uses it on her fur everyday. She tries it on my fur before but it was really scary! My tail got all tucky. Today when she was blowing her fur she blew it on mine too. But she was petting me at the same time so it wasn't so scary. But I don't like that thing. I know it is up to something bad. Why should it be so loud? The only thing that is that loud is the machine that runs on the floors!! That things makes me get snarly. Biting is the only thing that thing understands! I have to get all "woof, woof, ruff, woof!" with it. I wonder if mama wants to blowy thing me too?
I like went we play with in the towel after my bath. That is fun! Mama rubs it all hard all over me and oh boy is that fun!!! cuz I loves to wrestle. Do you have to takes baths?
posted by Three Nip Loving Cats or One Precious Dog at 12:55 PM
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grampa norton hadded to take a baf yesterday 'acause his butt was all poopy. he's really OLD and can't move around to well, so he gets a pooy butt sometimes. he was NOT HAPPY and scratched mommy. but she wasn't mad or nofin.
Ya the Mom tried to use the blowy thingie on me once. It's almost as bad as that evil vacuum cleaner thingie. I just hissed and ran.
I hate to admit I agree wif a woofie, but I hates when my woman uses that thing on her fur. It's too loud so I leave. Stoopid Cowcat Victor stays wif my woman all the time and lets her wrap him in a towel. Not me! If she tries that, I'll bite and scratch, growl and hiss. So there.
Shaggy gets poopie but cause he has long hair. Mom washes his bottom in the sink but doesn't use the blowy thing on him...with all his fur he takes forever to dry. The blowy thing is scary.
Badness get poopy butt sometimes too. She has long fur too. Mama scrubs her butt with a towel. Badness hates it and scratches and bites. But Badness hates everthing and always scratches and bites.
Why do mamas use hot air blowy thingys anyways? Why do they bath so much. Strange. Don't they know stink is good?
Oh my gosh that strange thing lives here too. Momma blows it in her hair all the time. She turned it towards me one day and it maked my eyes go slanty and my ears went back. I lifted my paw and backed off. I dunno what that thing is but I'm NOT lettin' it get me! You have a right to get all woofy at it...purrhaps you can come over here and woof at mine too! Oh and yes, I have to take baths every now and then. Momma says I get shtinky and puts me in the water. I make my tail all big and start clawin' at the mat in the tub but I'm held there against my will. Ugh!
Yes! I have to have the baths! And I hatehatehate it! I likes the tub but not with water in it. My woofie hated getting baths too. He had a time limit and you had to get it done within the limit or he would put the bite on you! Not the real bite, just the warning bite. Mom was expert speed washer!
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Badness made a nasty comment about leaving me in the mountains so Mama erased it.
Why do mamas blowy thing us?? I think they enjoy it.
I will come and bark at all of your blowy thingys if you want me too!
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