How This Bad Cat Got Her Name
Badness:
Let me state for the record that I am bad. I have no need or desire to deny it. If something is in my way, I will make it get out of my way. If there is a nice spot to sleep on, even if it is the Mother's delicate silk sweater, I will still lay on it and knead to make it comfortable. If I am happy sleeping in the middle of the stairs, there I shall stay. If I want to eat the Mother's dried roses, I will eat the Mother's dried roses no matter how high up she puts them.
The Mother missed my "so what" expression. I wish she would learn to take clearer pictures.
Badness:
Let me state for the record that I am bad. I have no need or desire to deny it. If something is in my way, I will make it get out of my way. If there is a nice spot to sleep on, even if it is the Mother's delicate silk sweater, I will still lay on it and knead to make it comfortable. If I am happy sleeping in the middle of the stairs, there I shall stay. If I want to eat the Mother's dried roses, I will eat the Mother's dried roses no matter how high up she puts them.
The Mother missed my "so what" expression. I wish she would learn to take clearer pictures.
posted by Three Nip Loving Cats or One Precious Dog at 4:09 PM
13 Comments:
Badness,
You were aptly named! Mom says we are a cross between a kitty obstacle course and a demolition team. Sounds like you are that all on your own. Keep up the good work!
turtle, moose and nala
HAHAHAHA. You and gramma trixie could be bad twins! She is 'zactly the same way
Wow, Badness, you are a kitty with a bad attitude!
I can still see the "so what, I don't care!" expresion on your face!
Mom calls me a Naughty Girl when I plague Mittens with my sweet personality. She says "leave her alone," as she growls and runs away and hides. Mom, my name is Patches, thank you very much....
not Naughty Girl,
not Stop It,
not Quite,
not NO!
Repeat after me, Mom,..........PATCHES.......
My dear, there is no need to make any concessions to a human. After all, it is YOUR house, isn't it and that means you can be anywhere and do anything you want!
Wow,Badness,
You sound like one tough kitty.I
use to be bad too as a kitten. I
would tear up the tiolet paper,
jump on the bed,table,eat flowers,
scratch my mom legs when shhe was
walking by.Ah,the old days.Yet
I've calm down since.If I live
with you I would stay out of your
way for sure...lol
Turtle, Moose and Nala,
I am doing my very best. The dog proves to be a challenge but I am up to it.
Meezers,
I need to meet your gramma. We can swap intimidation tips.
B
Indypindy,
I have to keep the dog in line you know. Dogs!
B
Patches,
Strong kitties are so misunderstood.
B
Orlando Bun,
The Mother used to have bunnies. She says they wouldn't take nothin' off a cat. And they were little buns! They never met me!
B.
Crew, my fellow many colored cats!
Darn right! I don't see the problem! I am perfectly happy!
B.
DB,
Yes, I must say I have mellowed with age too. No more wanton destruction of mini-blinds or dragging silk sweaters into the litter box. But, now I have a dog to boss around. So much to look forward too.
B
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