Tuesday, March 14, 2006

How This Bad Cat Got Her Name

Badness:

Let me state for the record that I am bad. I have no need or desire to deny it. If something is in my way, I will make it get out of my way. If there is a nice spot to sleep on, even if it is the Mother's delicate silk sweater, I will still lay on it and knead to make it comfortable. If I am happy sleeping in the middle of the stairs, there I shall stay. If I want to eat the Mother's dried roses, I will eat the Mother's dried roses no matter how high up she puts them.


The Mother missed my "so what" expression. I wish she would learn to take clearer pictures.

14 Comments:

Blogger Les Trois Chats said...

Badness,
You were aptly named! Mom says we are a cross between a kitty obstacle course and a demolition team. Sounds like you are that all on your own. Keep up the good work!
turtle, moose and nala

9:01 PM  
Blogger The Meezers said...

HAHAHAHA. You and gramma trixie could be bad twins! She is 'zactly the same way

5:41 AM  
Blogger IndyPindy said...

Wow, Badness, you are a kitty with a bad attitude!

I can still see the "so what, I don't care!" expresion on your face!

5:59 AM  
Blogger Patches & Mittens said...

Mom calls me a Naughty Girl when I plague Mittens with my sweet personality. She says "leave her alone," as she growls and runs away and hides. Mom, my name is Patches, thank you very much....
not Naughty Girl,
not Stop It,
not Quite,
not NO!

Repeat after me, Mom,..........PATCHES.......

11:42 AM  
Blogger Orlando Bun said...

Doesn't sound all that bad to me...

6:45 PM  
Blogger George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

My dear, there is no need to make any concessions to a human. After all, it is YOUR house, isn't it and that means you can be anywhere and do anything you want!

9:16 AM  
Blogger Ariel said...

Wow,Badness,

You sound like one tough kitty.I
use to be bad too as a kitten. I
would tear up the tiolet paper,
jump on the bed,table,eat flowers,
scratch my mom legs when shhe was
walking by.Ah,the old days.Yet
I've calm down since.If I live
with you I would stay out of your
way for sure...lol

10:00 AM  
Blogger Badness said...

Turtle, Moose and Nala,

I am doing my very best. The dog proves to be a challenge but I am up to it.

10:41 AM  
Blogger Badness said...

Meezers,

I need to meet your gramma. We can swap intimidation tips.

B

10:42 AM  
Blogger Badness said...

Indypindy,

I have to keep the dog in line you know. Dogs!

B

10:53 AM  
Blogger Badness said...

Patches,

Strong kitties are so misunderstood.

B

11:01 AM  
Blogger Badness said...

Orlando Bun,

The Mother used to have bunnies. She says they wouldn't take nothin' off a cat. And they were little buns! They never met me!

B.

11:02 AM  
Blogger Badness said...

Crew, my fellow many colored cats!

Darn right! I don't see the problem! I am perfectly happy!

B.

11:03 AM  
Blogger Badness said...

DB,

Yes, I must say I have mellowed with age too. No more wanton destruction of mini-blinds or dragging silk sweaters into the litter box. But, now I have a dog to boss around. So much to look forward too.

B

11:05 AM  

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