Thursday, April 13, 2006

Wanted: Home with NO dog.

Badness:

I am now the only one is this household with sense. Everyone has succumbed to the "charms" of the dog. Scrappy actually lets that dog lick her head. :::shivers in disgust::: What is this world coming too. This will certainly NOT be a case of "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em." Dogs are evil and vile. My felinity is too precious!

3 Comments:

Blogger William said...

Yuk, dog spit! That is just not natural. You can come live with us!

7:13 AM  
Blogger Badness said...

WM, thank you.

How can I undeceive Scrappy? I know she is just misguided but it break my heart so see her cavorting with a dog. Tucker, I don't care. But my dear Scrappy!!!

That vile dog barked all night long. On the bed!!!!

Something must be done!

8:20 AM  
Blogger Zeus said...

I think you should wait until he is asleep and then sit on his head. Try to see if you can suffocate him and/or torture him by stuffing your tail up his nose.

My human pet has been discussing getting an English Bully, and I am definitely not agreeing with her on this one. I am all she needs!

3:53 PM  

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