Just a quick update!
We have been SO busy lately. We have been installing tile downstairs. We were trying to show the tile guys how to do it properly but we must have embarrassed them with our expert tile setting abilities because the Mother started putting us in the bedroom BEHIND A CLOSED DOOR. What the **** :::insert appropriate 4-letter word::: !!!! To add insult to injury, she put the dog in with us!!!
So two heinous crimes have been perpetrated against us:
1. Putting us behind a closed door
2. Putting us behind a closed door with a dog.
Needless to say, sometime soon the Mother will find barf on her pillow.
Badness and Co. excluding the dog.
We have been SO busy lately. We have been installing tile downstairs. We were trying to show the tile guys how to do it properly but we must have embarrassed them with our expert tile setting abilities because the Mother started putting us in the bedroom BEHIND A CLOSED DOOR. What the **** :::insert appropriate 4-letter word::: !!!! To add insult to injury, she put the dog in with us!!!
So two heinous crimes have been perpetrated against us:
1. Putting us behind a closed door
2. Putting us behind a closed door with a dog.
Needless to say, sometime soon the Mother will find barf on her pillow.
Badness and Co. excluding the dog.
posted by Three Nip Loving Cats or One Precious Dog at 3:21 PM
13 Comments:
oh, goodness! that is cruel and infeline punishment. barf would be too good for her . . . go for the gold, er, you know . . . that other stuff;-)
I'm going to call the governor right now because I'm pretty sure that's totally illegal.
(Plus, he might even get you guys some milk.)
He, he. Payback is a barf!
nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing,
What a good idea!!! Having all 3 kitty litter boxes in her bedroom should be enuff punishment.
WM,
Yes, This will be the hardest negotiation of Richardson life!
Cecilia!
Heehehheheeeee Revenge never tasted so sweet. Not that we eat barf but well you know what we mean.
I can't believe it!! Couldn't the dog have been put in another room? I just can't even think about being in a small room with my Sister B's dogs...it's too hideous.
George
with the DOG??????????????? Unforgivable ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko KO
Such....horror! I would have brought out the sharp utensils that the cat-gods graced our paws with!
Efurryone knows that we cats are the best helpers. What would they efur want to put you behind closed doors fur?
Hey, it's not so bad. When Hobbie went away, Nugget had to stay in the bedroom for nearly half an hour. He surely hates to be separated from me. And even Beaker sometimes.
Visit us at Tradingcats.blogspot.com Louise and Nugget
hat sounds really messed up. You're right to be pissed. I've got a cat detective agency if you need to have your peeps followed or surveiled or anything like that. and I got an aquaintenace who (for a small fee) can upchuk hair balls just about anywhere you want them. They are kinda grey and slimy and gross and they show up really well against a white pillowcase.... It sounds like your life is very interesting and very complex.
Brrrrr...LOCKED UP WITH A WOOFIE!!! That's...like...something that might happen in my worst nightmares! Do you need me to send you tuna treats until you feel better? The least your mum can do is pay for the counselling you are going to need!
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