It's Unanimous

Our Mother is nuts...It was confirmed last night as we all watch The Mother play in the loud, whirly, washy thing in the litter box room. She opened it up and said "what the heck?!" She had put the Hideous Beast's things in there to be whirled in water for awhile to unstinkify them. The Mother pulled a blanket out and it was all covered with white stuff. Everything was covered with white strips of stuff!!! Then, the Mother started laughing which really worried us. She told us she had washed whole roll of paper towels with the Hideous Beast's blankets.

Fortunately, we can order straight jackets online, no questions asked.

It Was a Massacre

My mama bought me a whole bunch of new furry mice to replace the ones that (!#&%)(*%&(@&#$ woofie ate last week. Guess what?! That (^&$&%^$% woofie did it again. My mama was very careful to put they away in a paper sack on the dresser. But I got them down yesterday to play with and I forgot to tell my mama. That %$&)@#& woofie found them and ATE THEM ALL! It was a massacre. Little pieces of fur and guts everywhere under the bed. Oh, the carnage! I am so sad.

Scrappy

Update on Skunkie

Daisy -

My Ga'ma sent me an email this morning saying the skunkie stinkified the place last night. So they is going to have it trapped and moved somewhere where it can stinkify all it wants.

Coonies and Skunkies!!!


Daisy -

Guess what we saw yesterday?!?!?! A baby skunk! Yesterday, my mama and I went to ga'ma and gam'pa's house. They live out in the sticks. Ga'ma loves birdies so she has put up lots of feeders for them. Well, birdies make big messes. The skunkies come to clean up all the fallen seeds. And the coonies climb up the poles to get at the feeders! Gam'pa said there was four baby coons in the yard, all playing! I wish I could play with them. But mama says they would eat me.

Coonies and Skunkies!!!


Daisy -

Guess what we saw yesterday?!?!?! A baby skunk! Yesterday, my mama and I went to ga'ma and gam'pa's house. They live out in the sticks. Ga'ma loves birdies so she has put up lots of feeders for them. Well, birdies make big messes. The skunkies come to clean up all the fallen seeds. And the coonies climb up the poles to get at the feeders! Gam'pa said there was four baby coons in the yard, all playing! I wish I could play with them. But mama says they would eat me.