Sorry for the pawse in our posting. We had a family catastrophe that needed to be handled. It wasn't handled according to my suggestions. As usual!
The Mother: Badness, it didn't effect you one bit.
Badness: Everything that happens in this house effects the kitties! You want to know what it was efurryone?! The VILE BEAST started having accidents. The Mother was clogging up the computer with VILE BEAST questions so we kitties couldn't post about our protests!!!
The Mother: You are such a drama queen. I am sorry but I had to find out what I should do with Daisy.
Badness: I TOLD you what you should do with the VILE BEAST.
The Mother: Kicking to the curb, one way trips, stuffing, and playing in the street are not viable options.
Badness: They would have solved the problem of poop in the house. She doesn't even use the litter box. UGH!
The Mother: It doesn't even matter anymore because the problem has been fixed. Without the use of cement shoes.
Badness: that would have solved my problems.
The Mother: A lobotomy would fix your problems.
Badness: I heard that!
The Mother: About your protests. Walking on the counter tops and knocking off dishes is quite effective, I must admit. I won't spray you again. I am sorry, I am sorry, I am sorry.
Badness: Not good enough. Speaking of good, where is my stinky goodness?