Badness:

Because of the stressful situation at the beginning of the week, I forgot to announce that we have a new family member. The Mother went to the Green Wall Shelter and adopted one of the few remaining sibling of the Litter of Squillions. Meet Puma:
I really like Puma. She is very well mannered, doesn't eat to much food and never complains. The only problem....she likes the dog. Can't have everything, I guess. Plus I found out that she doesn't have to wear nail caps. Apparently she doesn't scratch on the furniture. I must have talk with her about that. All cat scratch furniture.

Badness:

Nitro asked a very good question. What did we do to get the cuffs on? NOTHING!!! The Mother says it was to protect her furniture from our claws. You see, The Mother, inherited some "very nice" furniture from our Great Grandmother who recently wented passed away. The Mother doesn't want us ruining the new furniture like we did the old. AS IF!!!!! We didn't ruin anything. Those sofas just weren't made for cats. It isn't our fault if the arms wore out and started sagging and exposing the sofas guts! We are cats, we scratch!

The Grandmother, brace yourselves, suggested that the Mother just declaw us. %&(#&_#(^((*!!!!!!!!!!!! Fortunately, the Mother said couldn't physically harm her kitties in anyway. But what about the mental and emotional harm caused by flipping us over, spreading our paws and gluing nail caps to our claws!!!!!!!!!!!!! Granted, I don't even feel them any more but still...it is the priniciple of the thing!!!!!

Here is what they are:

Soft Paws. Hey, they are made for dogs tooo.. Hum....

Badness:

What the %$#^%(! The Mother put nail caps on us!!!! She held us upside down and spread our paws and put *&#(%&)%^*(!*@#^$(*#%&_#!&%$(&!#^%)p* nail caps on us!!!!!!!!!! She held us upside down!!!!!! And put ^%(#&%*(!#& nail caps on us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Believe me, I let her know in no uncertain terms just how I felt about that insult.

Yup! That is my handiwork. No one holds me upside down, spreads my toes, and puts on nail caps!!! NO ONE! I grabbed her arm with my front paws and put the bite on her with my extreme teeth. Then I bunny kicked with my back legs. I made use of my full arsenal of weapons!

NO ONE puts (*#%)#&%(&**&)%*#($&)#%* nail caps on Badness with out feeling the wrath of all felinity!

Daisy Sunshine:

Kitties, Kitties, we have been tagged again. We were tagged by Fat Eddy. So this is what we gotta do.

Here are the rules: The player of this game starts with "5 weird things/habits about yourself." In the end you need to choose 5 people to be tagged and list their names. The people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 5 weird things/habits as well as state this rule clearly, then tag 5 more victims. Don't forget to leave your victim a comment that says "you're tagged!" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

Five Weird Things or Habits about us:

1. Scrappy can fetch her furry mice. Mama says she fetches better than most dogs.
2. Tucker's eyes roll back in his head when he is getting a good head scratch. Mama tells him his eyes are going to stay that way one of these days.
3. Badness believes the world is best viewed upside down.
4. I protect my rawhide from the kitties. I know they want my rawhides. I know it!
5. Heeheeeheeeheee...Mama wakes herself up at night with snores! heehehehehehehehehe!

Now who should we tag...

Riley Dog, Digby, Simba and Zoe, and ummm....well...efurrybody else has been tagged sooooo...if you read this and you haven't been tagged, consider yourself tagged!!!

Daisy Sunshine:

We all went on vacation last week!!! Mama took me with her to Feenix. We stayed at a really nice place. There was grass and trees and lots of birdies. My mama did the strangest things there though. She soaked herself in a huge water dish!!! No kidding. I never saw something so weird. Mama said she was swimming. She pulled me into it and I DID NOT LIKE IT!!!! It was like a great big bath. YUCK! So I had to stay by her chair and guard her stuff. I tried to be a good girl and not cry when I couldn't see her but it was hard. I MUST keep an eye on my Mama at all times. I never know when she might do something fun.

We stayed in Feenix the whole week. The kitties said they went to Hawaeeeeeeee. They hoola danced and went lu-ows.